- Carl: So, uh, what's goin' on?
- Steve Urkel: Boyd whipped Eddie. Eddie borrowed money from me. I'm playing Boyd double or nothing. I was kickin' butt. Boyd broke my glasses. Five hundred on the line. Can't see a darn thing.
- Carl: Nice summery.
- Rachel Crawford: [Looking at Richie coloring] A purple tree?
- Richie Crawford: Yeah, I like to use different colors.
- Rachel Crawford: Good idea.
- Richie Crawford: Mom, how come some people are black and some are white and some are brown?
- Rachel Crawford: Well, Honey, I guess God likes to use different colors too.
- Rodney Beckett: Can I hurt him?
- Eddie: Not in the house.
- Rodney Beckett: Steve, come on outside. I wanna show you something.
- Steve Urkel: Wa-uh!
- Harriette: How's the book?
- Judy Winslow: Boring. Look how big and thick it is!
- Harriette: [Reading] Swiss Family Robinson!
- Judy Winslow: Who wants to read about cheese?