Family Guy (TV Series)

Wasted Talent (2000)

Patrick Warburton: Joe Swanson

Quotes 

• Joe Swanson : Hey, Pat, where's the wheelchair ramp?

  Pawtucket Pat : Oh, we don't have one. I guess this is where you get off.

  [Pawtucket Pat blows a whistle and the Chumba Wumbas come out] 

  Chumba Wumba Chorus : Chumba Wumba gobbledy goo / Life isn't fair it's sad but it's true / Chumba Wumba gobbledy gee / When your poor legs are stiff as a tree.

  Chumba Wumba #1 : What do you do when you're stuck in a chair?

  Chumba Wumba #2 : Finding it hard to go up and down stairs?

  Chumba Wumba #3 : What do you think of the one you call God?

  Chumba Wumba Chorus : Isn't His absence slight-ly odd?

  Chumba Wumba #4 : Maybe He's forgotten you.

  Chumba Wumba Chorus : Chumba wumba gobbledy gorse / Count yourself lucky you're not a horse / They would turn you into dog food / Or to chumba wumba gobbledy glue!

  [the Chumba Wumbas push Joe out of the factory] 

  Joe Swanson : I'm glad I'm not taking your stupid tour! I'm a Coors man anyway. Silver bullet!

  Chumba Wumba #2 : Gobbledy glue!