Family Guy (TV Series)

Wasted Talent (2000)

Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin, Barbra Streisand, Piano Boy's Mom

Quotes 

• Brian Griffin : [drunk and encouraging Peter's drinking]  Go! Go! Go!

  Lois Griffin : [entering the room]  Peter, it's 6 o'clock in the morning!

  Brian Griffin : Thanks for the update, Big Ben.

  [Peter and Brian laugh] 

  Lois Griffin : You're drunk again!

  Peter Griffin : No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking.

• Peter Griffin : Oh Lois, thank God it's you! The last three houses I went to were very rude.

  Lois Griffin : Have you been drinking?

  Peter Griffin : Why yes I have... thank you.

• Lois Griffin : Peter, talent just doesn't disappear.

  Peter Griffin : It can, I mean you were pretty bad in bed Saturday night.

  [cutaway to Peter on his bed] 

  Peter Griffin : Come on, move around. Jeez, it's like I'm doing it with a pillow.

  Lois Griffin : Peter, I stayed at my mother's house that night.

  Peter Griffin : [with an embarrassed look]  Oh.

• Peter Griffin : Jeez Lois, still with the Piano? What's a guy got to do to get a little attention around here?

  Lois Griffin : Peter, that's incredible!

  [plays perfect piano] 

  Lois Griffin : I don't understand how... you're like the idiot from Shine! Meg, you're free. Try the clarinet. Keep playing, keep playing!

• [Peter has lost his ability to play the piano] 

  Lois Griffin : Peter, talent doesn't disappear just like that!

  Peter Griffin : Well, sometimes it does. I mean, you were pretty bad in bed Saturday night.

  [Flashback] 

  Peter Griffin : Come on Lois, move or something! Jeez, it's like doing it with a pillow.

  Lois Griffin : Peter, I stayed at my mother's that night.

  Peter Griffin : Oh.

• Lois Griffin : Why do you care so much about touring a stupid brewery?

  Peter Griffin : Lois, everyone has their sanctuary. The Catholics have churches, fat people have Wisconsin, and I have the Pawtucket Brewery. Now, now help me drink these beers.

• Lois Griffin : Peter, it's 7 in the morning.

  Brian Griffin : Thanks for the update, Big Ben!

  Lois Griffin : You're drunk again.

  Peter Griffin : No, I'm just exhausted because I've been up all night drinking.

  Lois Griffin : Listen Peter, if you keep this up, something terrible is gonna happen.

  Peter Griffin : Yeah, something terrible... all the way to the bank.

  Brian Griffin : Nice.