Family Guy (TV Series)

There's Something About Paulie (2000)

Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin, Dharma, The Dating Game Host

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• Peter Griffin : Lois, what are you doing lying on the couch at this hour? Have you been drinking?

  Lois Griffin : Peter, you know I never drink.

  Peter Griffin : Oh yeah? Just like you never dodged the draft?

  Lois Griffin : What are you talking about? I'm a woman.

  Peter Griffin : Sure you are. Now.

• Lois Griffin : Peter, did you get that thing taken care of.

  Peter Griffin : That thing? Oh yeah, I had the doctor look at it.

  [Cut to Peter at the doctor's office] 

  Dr. Hartman : Mr. Griffin, that's not a growth, that's your penis.

  Peter Griffin : Oh, well what about the...?

  Dr. Hartman : Testicles.

• Lois Griffin : Peter, how can we afford this?

  Peter Griffin : Let's just say the car was a steal.

  Lois Griffin : Say that again.

  Peter Griffin : The car was a steal.

  Lois Griffin : This time without winking.

  Peter Griffin : The car was a steal. Wink.