Family Guy (TV Series)

The Kiss Seen Round the World (2001)

Josh Peck: Charlie

Quotes 

• [Stewie is riding along on his tricycle, suddenly he comes up against a big, mean kid] 

  Charlie : Nice bike.

  Stewie Griffin : [cheerfully]  Oh, if that's not the understatement of the century!

  [Stewie dismounts it, thinking he's having a friendly chat. The kid gets on it] 

  Charlie : It's cool. Too cool for you!

  Stewie Griffin : No-no. No-no. I think it's right where I'm at.

  Charlie : Out of my way!

  Stewie Griffin : [as the kid rides off]  Oh I see, oh yes, yes, I suppose you do have to ride it to truly appreciate its virtues. Well, then, I'll just wait right here til you get back.

  [time passes, it gets darker] 

  Stewie Griffin : [sighs]  Where the devil is he?

  Brian Griffin : You've obviously never met a bully.

  Stewie Griffin : What the deuce do you mean, "bully"?

  Brian Griffin : He wasn't taking it for a test ride, he was just taking it.

  Stewie Griffin : [gasp]  You... you mean?

  Brian Griffin : [nods]  Mm-hm.

  Stewie Griffin : [starting to cry]  He... stole... my... trikey?

  [Stewie bawls. Brian comforts him] 

• Stewie Griffin : [talking to his bully whom he tied to a chair]  Well, well. Isn't this a darling picture!

  Charlie : [struggling to break free from the ropes]  Let me go, man!

  Stewie Griffin : Tell me, how old are you, Charlie?

  Charlie : Seven.

  Stewie Griffin : Seven? Well, my, my! You're practically a lady! Ironic that your fate is in the hands of an infant. Now, tell me where my tricycle is!