Family Guy (TV Series)

The Kiss Seen Round the World (2001)

Ralph Garman: Dustin Hoffman

Quotes 

• Tom Tucker : [showing Meg and Neil Goldman around the studio]  And here's where we produce our in-studio celebrity interviews. I just did one with Dustin Hoffman. He's almost impossible to book but we got him.

  [the video plays] 

  Tom Tucker : [on TV screen, sitting in a chair]  So, Dustin, it's been a while. I gotta say, you look great.

  [cuts to a clip from The Graduate - the famous shot of Ben Braddock framed by Mrs Robinson's stockinged leg] 

  Dustin Hoffman : [as Ben Braddock]  Are you trying to seduce me...

  [a different-sounding voice is dubbed over him] 

  Voice : - Mr. Tucker?

  Tom Tucker : [laughs]  I am not tying to seduce you, Dustin Hoffman, you really look great.

  Dustin Hoffman : [as Raymond Babbitt in Rain Man]  Uh oh, 12 minutes to Wapner.

  Tom Tucker : Yes, I understand your hectic schedule. Well, Dustin, we really appreciate you taking the time to be with us here in the studio. If there's anything I can ever do for you...

  Dustin Hoffman : [as Captain Hook in Hook]  Bring me Peter Pan!

  Tom Tucker : I'll keep my eye out for him. Thanks, Dustin.

  [the video ends] 

  Tom Tucker : [to Meg and Neil, holding his hand up to his chest]  He's this tall.