Family Guy (TV Series)

The Kiss Seen Round the World (2001)

Hugh Downs: Hugh Downs

Quotes 

• Mass Media Murderer : [standing on the roof of Quahog Town Hall, holding a gun to Hugh Downs' head]  I've got Hugh Downs up here, and I'm gonna splatter his distinguished career all the over the pavement!

  Hugh Downs : Hey, why me? Why the media?

  Mass Media Murderer : I've got my reasons. Dan Rather thinks he can just condense a whole day's worth of events into a half-hour.

  Hugh Downs : Oh, don't get me started on Rather, that arrogant jerk.

  Mass Media Murderer : Really? You know him?

  Hugh Downs : Well, I'm Hugh Downs, I know everybody. In fact, he's right down there.

  Mass Media Murderer : [looks towards the ground]  Where?

  [Hugh Downs knocks the gun out of his hand and runs away] 

  Hugh Downs : Ha ha! See ya later, sucker! And by the way, Rather is an OK guy in small doses.