Family Guy (TV Series)

The Kiss Seen Round the World (2001)

Lori Alan: Diane Simmons

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Quotes 

• [in the waiting room for the intern interviews] 

  Diane Simmons : [thinking]  Oh, God, I can't hire any of these girls. They're all too pretty. Their breasts are too perky.

  [notices Meg] 

  Diane Simmons : [thinking]  Perfect!

  [to Meg] 

  Diane Simmons : Congratulations, you got the job.

• Tom Tucker : Hey, look who's here, Diane, it's our bright-eyed young interns. Did you two remember to wear your eager caps?

  Meg Griffin : I sure did, Mr. Tucker!

  Diane Simmons : Great, cos you two are gonna have so much fun!

  Tom Tucker : [through the side of his mouth]  Don't act any cheerier, Diane, you'll give us all diabetes.

  Diane Simmons : [through the side of her mouth]  Bite me, Tom.