Family Guy (TV Series)

The Kiss Seen Round the World (2001)

Mila Kunis: Meg Griffin

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Quotes 

• Meg Griffin : Oh my God! I'm missing the news!

  Peter Griffin : We all miss The News, Meg. But Huey Lewis needs time to create, we have to learn to be patient.

• Neil Goldman : [to the other students]  What I'm about to show you is a fight scene from Star Trek season 1, episode 18. And as a bonus, I'm going to identify when it's Shatner and when it's his stunt double, Fred Lubins. Let's watch.

  [he plays a video of Captain Kirk fighting a monster] 

  Neil Goldman : [commenting over the scene as it cuts to different shots]  That's Shatner, of course. That's Lubins. And that's Shatner. And that's Lubins. That's Shatner. That's Lubins. And that's Shatner, but when I freeze-frame you can clearly see Lubins' coffee cup sitting on that rock!

  Meg Griffin : [to girl sitting next to her]  He is the biggest dork on the planet!

  Girl : Oh, totally.

  Neil Goldman : And so, because of his rough-and-tumble style of command, Captain Kirk is clearly superior to Jean-Luc Picard. Any questions?

  [goes up to Meg and leans close to her face] 

  Neil Goldman : [lustfully]  Me-e-eg?

  Meg Griffin : [recoiling]  No! Leave me alone!

  Teacher : Thank you, Neil, for that incredibly irrelevant presentation. We all know Captain Picard is the superior officer.

• Meg Griffin : [Neil snatches her clipboard off her]  Give it to me!

  Neil Goldman : What's that?

  Meg Griffin : Give it to me, Neil!

  [he pulls out a tape recorder and plays it back] 

  Meg Griffin : [on tape]  Give it to me! Give it to me, Neil!

  Neil Goldman : Yeah. That'll work just fine.

• Meg Griffin : I just want to kill myself! I'm going upstairs right now and eat a whole bowl of peanuts!

  [Peter and Lois don't say anything] 

  Meg Griffin : I'm allergic to peanuts!

  [still Peter and Lois say nothing] 

  Meg Griffin : You don't know anything about me!

  [she runs upstairs] 

  Peter Griffin : Who was that guy?

• Tom Tucker : Hey, look who's here, Diane, it's our bright-eyed young interns. Did you two remember to wear your eager caps?

  Meg Griffin : I sure did, Mr. Tucker!

  Diane Simmons : Great, cos you two are gonna have so much fun!

  Tom Tucker : [through the side of his mouth]  Don't act any cheerier, Diane, you'll give us all diabetes.

  Diane Simmons : [through the side of her mouth]  Bite me, Tom.