Family Guy (TV Series)

Running Mates (2000)

Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin, Tricia Takanawa, Girl

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Quotes 

• Lois Griffin : [about Peter]  This is a man who thinks the plural of goose is sheep.

• [watching a news report about Peter's old teacher who is getting his students to toss endagered condor eggs off the school roof] 

  Lois Griffin : Oh my god. He's going to wipe that species off the face of the earth.

  Peter Griffin : Nah, the janitor will take care of that.

• Lois Griffin : Peter, I cared about our schools. All you cared about some stupid competition. Well, winning was only half the battle. If you blow this to do something good for our kids, you will be the biggest loser I know.

  Peter Griffin : Oh, yeah? Well, Peter Griffin is no loser. When I'm through with our schools, our students will be so smart, they'll be able to program their VCRs without spilling piping-hot gravy all over myself.