Family Guy (TV Series)

Jungle Love (2005)

Nicole Sullivan: Sandy Duncan

Quotes 

• Job Searcher : All right, Mr. Griffin. "Jobs you think you would be suited for." Let's see what you wrote. "Cowboy, astronaut, warlock, more-powerful astronaut, beer expert."

  Peter Griffin : Yeah, and I need something that pays more than my last job as Sandy Duncan's glass eye.

  [cut to her at a supermarket] 

  Peter Griffin : Hey, hey, Sandy. Sandy.

  Sandy Duncan : Oh! What?

  Peter Griffin : What are you buying?

  Sandy Duncan : [sighing]  Some breakfast cereal.

  Peter Griffin : Oh, don't get that; that's a bad cereal. Get some of the Boo Berry.

• Brian Griffin : You can't run away from your problems, Chris. That's what I tried to do. I joined the Peace Corps, and a day later, I was two continents away.

  Chris Griffin : Really?

  Brian Griffin : [as he talks, Chris packs a suitcase]  Yep. But 6,000 miles and all the dope I could smoke still couldn't separate me from my problems. And this was good dope. I mean, it-it was growing everywhere. Oh, my God, this one time, this one time, we got so baked, we ended up eating all the food the World Health Organization had airlifted in. Man, those villagers were so pissed. They tried to chase us, but let me just say, thank God for polio.

  [closing the case, Chris leaves] 

  Brian Griffin : Anyway, my point is that...

  [seeing he's gone] 

  Brian Griffin : Huh.

  Sandy Duncan : [coming in]  Hey, is Peter here? I wanna re-hire him. My new eye isn't working out.

  Glenn Quagmire : [as her glass eye]  Hey, Wheat Thins, take your top off!