Family Guy (TV Series)

Holy Crap (1999)

Lori Alan: Diane Simmons

Quotes 

• Diane Simmons : Well, Tom, the City of Boston is examining its conscience tonight in preparation for a visit from the Pope.

  Tom Tucker : That's right, Diane. And I'll tell you what else will be examined: this cock.

  [holding up a rooster] 

  Tom Tucker : Yes, the Rhode Island Cock Society will be sponsoring free checkups for this year's Cock Awareness Week. Don't know why they went with such a suggestive name. They could've just as easily gone with "rooster".