Family Guy (TV Series)
Holy Crap (1999)
Seth Green: Chris Griffin
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Quotes
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Francis Griffin : I know what you're doing in there, and it's a sin! God watches you do it all the time, you know!
Chris Griffin : God watches me go #2? Ohh, I'm a sinner and God's a pervert.
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Lois Griffin : That was a lovely service, Francis.
Meg Griffin : Super. And only three more hours 'till school.
Chris Griffin : I didn't even know there was a 5:00 a.m. mass. I didn't even know there was a 5:00 a.m. What else haven't you told me?
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Meg Griffin : Mom, I can't eat. I'm too grossed out by grandpa's ears.
Chris Griffin : I know. They're like a big, gray enchanted forest.
Lois Griffin : Kids, your grandfather's ears are not gross, and they are certainly not an enchanted forest.
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Stewie Griffin : [reading the Bible] My, my, what a thumping good read. Lions eating Christians, people nailing each other to 2x4s. I say, you won't find that in Winnie the Pooh.
Chris Griffin : [groaning] Please don't say "poo".
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Peter Griffin : Tomorrow night, they're throwing a big dinner and we're all gonna be there to honor him.
Meg Griffin : Why? We barely know him.
Chris Griffin : Yeah, how come he never visits us?
Lois Griffin : Well, kids, your grandfather has never been comfortable with the fact that I'm not Catholic.
[flashback to Peter and Lois's wedding; a sign on their car reads "Just Married", and taped underneath is another sign reading "To a Protestant whore"]