Family Guy (TV Series)
He's Too Sexy for His Fat (2000)
Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Dr. Elmer Hartman, Jabba the Griffin, Barnaby, Old Yeller, Officer, Eskimo Father
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Quotes
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Peter Griffin : There's only one thing to do - learn the language of the fleas, earn their trust, and breed with their women. And in time our differences will be forgotten.
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Stewie Griffin : [while checking out motel room with a blacklight] Let's see... Oatmeal! Spittle! Semen! This must be where Wilford Brimley was strangled by Bob Crane.
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Lois Griffin : Ahh, I hate what you've become. Why don't you go back to that doctor and have him suck the fat out of your head?
Peter Griffin : Maybe I will! Then I'll put it on my feet and skate around on Paul Bunyan's giant skillet to cook his flapjacks!
Lois Griffin : That doesn't make any sense!
Peter Griffin : It doesn't have to. I'm beautiful!
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Peter Griffin : Trust me, Chris, sometimes it's better not to fit in.
[Cut away to Peter, dressed as a clown, walking with a troop soldiers in a jungle]
Peter Griffin : You're all stupid, They're gonna be *lookin'* for army guys.
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[in a turtle-shaped pool float]
Stewie : My God, I'm to entrust my life to a turtle - nature's "D" student?
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[Peter has gotten liposuction]
Stewie : My god, it's finally happened. He's become so massive he's collapsed in on himself like a neutron star.
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Stewie Griffin : Damn you ice cream! Come to my mouth! How dare you disobey me! What are you looking at you... you infantile... stupid? That's right, damn you and such. You can... burn in hell...
[falls asleep]
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[Peter has had plastic surgery]
Lois Griffin : Peter, did you get a new buttocks?
Peter Griffin : I had to. My old one had a crack in it.
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Brian Griffin : Look at you. You spent all that time making Chris jealous and now you have an eating disorder.
Stewie Griffin : Help me up.
Brian Griffin : I would but my doctor advised me against heavy lifting.
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[Peter has had plastic surgery]
Lois Griffin : Ahh, I hate what you've become. Why don't you go back to that doctor and have him suck the fat out of your head?
Peter Griffin : Maybe I will, and then I'll put it on my feet and stand on Paul Bunyan's giant skillet to cook his flapjacks.
Lois Griffin : That doesn't make any sense.
Peter Griffin : It doesn't have to. I'm beautiful.
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Brian Griffin : [after Stewie's high chair collapses under his weight] Aw... Orson fall down?
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[Peter has just taken his first shower after he got all the fat sucked out of him]
Peter Griffin : [looks down] I see you. Eh, eh, eh!
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Lois Griffin : Chris where have you been?
Chris Griffin : Dad took me to see a plastic surgeon to have liposuction but I didn't have it done.
Lois Griffin : Good for you Chris. That was a very grown-up decision. I mean what kind of egomanical pretentious jerk gets liposuction.
Peter Griffin : [in a very sexy voice] Hello!
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Stewie Griffin : Voice control... Hi, I'm Chris.
Chris Griffin : Hi, I'm Chris.
Stewie Griffin : Eviscerate the proletariat!
Chris Griffin : Eviscerate the proletariat!
Stewie Griffin : [sings] If you're blue and you don't know where to go to, why don't you go where fashion sits?
Chris Griffin : Puttin' on the ritz!
Stewie Griffin : Not my bit, but funny still.
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Stewie Griffin : Wake up, Leona. This decrepit Hooverville is infested with something besides idiots!
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Stewie Griffin : I'm supposed to trust my life to a turtle? Nature's D student.
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Stewie Griffin : Well, hello, Mr. Water Jet.
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Stewie Griffin : Oh, this meatloaf is a symphony of flavor. It's too bad you can't have some. It's practically orgasmic. Oh yes! Yes! Ah, oh! Yes! YES!
Brian Griffin : I'll have what he's having.
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Lemonade Girl : But mister, I need real money. I can't take a credit card.
Peter Griffin : Oh, I see. Cash only, eh? Eh? No paper trail, eh? . What are you sellin'? Reefer? Crack? Smack? Horse? X? Shrooms? Dust? Meth? In my neighborhood? I don't think so.
[kicks in lemonade stand]
