Family Guy (TV Series)
He's Too Sexy for His Fat (2000)
Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin, Katie Coates, Lemonade Girl
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Quotes
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Lois Griffin : Ahh, I hate what you've become. Why don't you go back to that doctor and have him suck the fat out of your head?
Peter Griffin : Maybe I will! Then I'll put it on my feet and skate around on Paul Bunyan's giant skillet to cook his flapjacks!
Lois Griffin : That doesn't make any sense!
Peter Griffin : It doesn't have to. I'm beautiful!
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Lois Griffin : Peter, where's Chris?
Chris Griffin : I love you She Hulk.
Security Guard : All right son, I'm going to need those two hams back.
Chris Griffin : I... I don't have any hams.
Security Guard : Lift up your shirt son.
Chris Griffin : I need an adult. I need an adult.
Security Guard : You're not a shoplifter, you're just a fat kid. Sorry about that fatty, fat, fatty. Hey Tom, he's just a fat kid. Aren't ya fatty? He's a big ol' fat kid. Here's some chocolate fatso.
Chris Griffin : Thanks.
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[Peter has had plastic surgery]
Lois Griffin : Peter, did you get a new buttocks?
Peter Griffin : I had to. My old one had a crack in it.
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Lois Griffin : Oh my, tomatoes are 3.99 a pound that's so high! Isn't that high? It seems so high!
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Chris Griffin : Go away, you're not welcome here!
[pointing at his fat stomach]
Meg Griffin : Wow, Chris, did you lose weight? You're wicked skinny, I'm jealous.
Chris Griffin : Thanks Meg. I'm jealous of your moustache.
Meg Griffin : Mom?
Lois Griffin : Oh, it's fine, Meg. It makes you look dignified.
Meg Griffin : But, Mom!
Lois Griffin : Now I love all of my children equally.
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[Peter has had plastic surgery]
Lois Griffin : Ahh, I hate what you've become. Why don't you go back to that doctor and have him suck the fat out of your head?
Peter Griffin : Maybe I will, and then I'll put it on my feet and stand on Paul Bunyan's giant skillet to cook his flapjacks.
Lois Griffin : That doesn't make any sense.
Peter Griffin : It doesn't have to. I'm beautiful.
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Lois Griffin : He's figured out how to get the twinkie.
Chris Griffin : Ha ha. I'm turning you into poo.
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Lois Griffin : Chris where have you been?
Chris Griffin : Dad took me to see a plastic surgeon to have liposuction but I didn't have it done.
Lois Griffin : Good for you Chris. That was a very grown-up decision. I mean what kind of egomanical pretentious jerk gets liposuction.
Peter Griffin : [in a very sexy voice] Hello!
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Lemonade Girl : But mister, I need real money. I can't take a credit card.
Peter Griffin : Oh, I see. Cash only, eh? Eh? No paper trail, eh? . What are you sellin'? Reefer? Crack? Smack? Horse? X? Shrooms? Dust? Meth? In my neighborhood? I don't think so.
[kicks in lemonade stand]