Family Guy (TV Series)
Death Has a Shadow (1999)
Seth Green: Chris Griffin, Greg Brady
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Quotes
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Jan Brady : Mom, Dad, I found cigarettes in Greg's jacket.
Mike Brady : Greg were you smoking cigarettes?
Greg Brady : No dad.
Mike Brady : Well he's lying. There's no doubt about that. Greg I'm afraid your punishment will be 4 hours in the snake pit. Maybe that will give you some time to think about what you have done.
Jan Brady : That will teach him.
Mike Brady : And Jan I'm afraid you have earned a day in the chamber of fire for tattling on your brother.
Lois Griffin : Uch, smoking! How does a boy like that turn out so wrong.
Peter Griffin : Well, they live in a crummy neighborhood.
Brian Griffin : The Bradys?
Peter Griffin : Oh, yeah, they got robbers, thugs, drug dealers, aw, you name it.
Black Woman : [appearing at the window with a plate full of pancakes] You folks want some pancakes?
Peter Griffin : No, thank you.
[to his family]
Peter Griffin : See, that's the worst we got is Jemima's Witnesses.
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Judge : Mr. Griffin, your words touch us. I'm sentencing you to 24 months in prison.
Lois Griffin : Oh no!
Brian Griffin : Oh no!
Meg Griffin : Oh no!
Chris Griffin : Oh no!
Kool-Aid Guy : Oh Yeah!
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Chris Griffin : All right, Dad! Way to fight the machine!
Stewie Griffin : How do YOU know about the machine?
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Meg Griffin : Oh... My collagen is wearing thin.
Lois Griffin : Well, Meg, sagging lips are simply nature's way of saying you shouldn't have covered for your father's lie.
Chris Griffin : What does it mean when your armpits cry stinky tears?
Lois Griffin : Oh, it means you're becoming a man. But hopefully, not the kind of man who stays out all night and doesn't call. Like your father, who shall remain nameless.
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Lois Griffin : Collagen is one thing, but did you really need to get breast implants for Chris?
Peter Griffin : Ah, they make him happy.
Chris Griffin : [squishing a pair of silicone breasts in his hands] Hey, these are cool!