Family Guy (TV Series)
And the Wiener Is... (2001)
Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Farnsworth, Kevin Swanson, Mr. Berler, Priest, Scott, Steve Allen, Jock #1
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Quotes
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Meg Griffin : [after getting humiliated by Connie] Mom, you were right! I should have just stuck to the plan.
Lois Griffin : Well, I figured you might get soft on me, so I hired an old friend to scar them for life.
[Connie's front doorbell rings]
Glen Quagmire : Hey there, sweetie. How old are you?
Connie D'Amico : Sixteen.
Glen Quagmire : Eighteen? You're first.
Connie D'Amico : [calling offscreen] Mom!
Glen Quagmire : I like where this is going. Giggidy, giggidy, giggidy.
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Peter Griffin : [driving in his new phallic car when he pulls next to someone] Hey! Hey, when you pull that thing into your garage, does your garage say, "Is it, is it in yet?"
[keeps driving, approaches tunnel]
Peter Griffin : Don't worry baby. I'll be gentle.
[after going in and out numerous times, Peter gets hit head-on by a truck, making the car short, and then gets laughed at by supermodels going by on a bus]
Peter Griffin : Ow. My pride.
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[Meg is excited about being accepted to the flag girl squad]
Stewie Griffin : Now you can be somewhere else when the boys don't call.
[Stewie and Brian snicker with suppressed laughter]
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Lois Griffin : What wrong, honey?
Peter Griffin : I'll tell you what's wrong: I'm trying to make love to you and you're thinking about Chris!
Lois Griffin : Peter, is there something you need to tell me?
Peter Griffin : Thanks to you, our son has a huge wang!
Lois Griffin : Thanks to me?
Peter Griffin : Well, he didn't get it from me!
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Stewie Griffin : She packed my bags. Last night preflight. Zero hour 9am
[inhales cigarette]
Stewie Griffin : and I'm gonna be... high... as a kite by then.
[transparent Stewie clone #1]
Stewie Griffin : And I think its gonna be a long time til touch down brings me round again to find, I'm not the man they think I am at home, Oh No no! I'm a rocket man. Rocket man! Burnin out his fuse out here, Alone!
[Transparent stewie clone #2 bow tie undone]
Stewie Griffin : And I think its gonna be a long time til touch down brings me down again to find, I'm not the man they think I am at home, Oh no no no! I'm a rock it man. Rocket man! burnin out his fuse out here. Alone!