Family Guy (TV Series)
And the Wiener Is... (2001)
Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin, Andy Capp's Wife, Rudolph, Connie's Friend, Jock #2, Fourth Girl Teacher
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Quotes
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Meg Griffin : [after getting humiliated by Connie] Mom, you were right! I should have just stuck to the plan.
Lois Griffin : Well, I figured you might get soft on me, so I hired an old friend to scar them for life.
[Connie's front doorbell rings]
Glen Quagmire : Hey there, sweetie. How old are you?
Connie D'Amico : Sixteen.
Glen Quagmire : Eighteen? You're first.
Connie D'Amico : [calling offscreen] Mom!
Glen Quagmire : I like where this is going. Giggidy, giggidy, giggidy.
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Lois Griffin : We'll meet you in the ten-inches-or-less line.
[beat; Lois realizes what she's just said as she walks away]
Lois Griffin : Items!
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Lois Griffin : What wrong, honey?
Peter Griffin : I'll tell you what's wrong: I'm trying to make love to you and you're thinking about Chris!
Lois Griffin : Peter, is there something you need to tell me?
Peter Griffin : Thanks to you, our son has a huge wang!
Lois Griffin : Thanks to me?
Peter Griffin : Well, he didn't get it from me!