- [Cosmo and Wanda are talking to alien]
- Cosmo: The good news is, I named my nickel Phillip.
- Timmy Turner: Uh, what's the bad news?
- Cosmo: It's a girl nickel.
- Mark Chang's Father: [about to let Mark stay with Vicky and is scared by timmy eating a flower] I-I mean no son! You can't. She's not where we're from!
- Vicky: You mean Europe?
- Mark Chang's Father: [silence] Oookayyyyy.
- Mark Chang's Father: [about to let Mark stay with Vicky and is scared by Timmy eating a flower] I- I mean no, son! You can't. She's not where we're from!
- Vicky: You mean Europe?
- Mark Chang's Father: [silence] Oookayyyyy.
- Cosmo: The good news is the alien we got you is actually the prince of the dreaded war planet Yugopotamia.
- Wanda: And his parents are on their way here to destroy the Earth and rescue their son.
- Timmy Turner: What's the bad news?
- Wanda: Oh, wait, that *was* the bad news.
- Timmy Turner: Then what's the good news?
- Cosmo: I found a nickel.
- Denzel Crocker: But they're no match for my fairy detector chair. If they survive, THEY'RE FAIRIES. And if they don't, I HAVE TENURE.
- [Cosmo and Wanda are posing as Timmy's parents and are attending a parent teacher conference. Mr. Crocker brings out an electric chair to determine whether they are fairies or humans]
- Denzel Crocker: May I offer you a chair?
- Cosmo: Sure! May I offer you a fish?
- [Cosmo gives Mr.Crocker the fish. Crocker slips and falls backwards into the electric chair with the fish]
- Cosmo: Fish sticks!
- Denzel Crocker: I'll be right back after I chip off the dead skin.
- Mark: [Timmy walks in] Timmy Turner! You have re-turnered!