- Blair Warner: [about the chain letters] I bought into the luck side. I mailed out all the letters. The dry cleaner lost my clothes. My stay-wet lipstick dried up. I went to get my passport photo taken: the guy says smile, and the camera breaks.
- [Jo laughs]
- Blair Warner: Jo, a black cat isn't bad luck.
- Jo Polniaczek: It is when you're on your bike. I swerved so I wouldn't hit it, I sideswiped a trash can and ran into a tree. Do you know how much it costs to get a motorcycle a nose job?
- Natalie Green: [after the inspection] Is it about to hit the fan, Mrs. Garrett?
- Mrs. Edna Ann Garrett: No, Natalie, I'm too angry to yell.
- Natalie Green: I lined the bins, Mrs. Garrett, 5 times, if a roach wants to get in there, he'll need a blowtorch.
- Mrs. Edna Ann Garrett: Do you girls realize I could lose my business? If I'm lucky he'll just fine me $500.
- Jo Polniaczek: Don't worry about the fines, Mrs. G, soon we'll be rolling in money from the chain letters.
- Mrs. Edna Ann Garrett: You girls really believe that?
- [pause]
- Mrs. Edna Ann Garrett: Mr. Stevens is right, you ARE too young to take this seriously.