- Blair Warner: I just wish this was over. Maybe we can go to Las Vegas and have a quickie graduation.
- Blair Warner: I think that's a wonderful idea! When they make the movie version, I want Candice Bergen to play me.
- Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey: And of course I'll play myself! And direct it!
- Jo Polniaczek: Now who's gonna play me?
- Blair Warner, Jo Polniaczek, Natalie Green, Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey: Charles Bronson!
- [last lines]
- Edna Garrett: [they're all going to help clean up the kitchen] Oh, gee, it sure is nice having the whole team back again. Okay, gang, let's hit it!
- Blair Warner: Mrs. Garrett, why do I get the feeling... we're all going to be working for you... forever?
- Blair Warner: [before the event, looks in a pocket mirror at her hair] I have thirty minutes, and then it's limp linguini!
- Monica Warner: [re Blair's father] Do you know that that man didn't even show up for his daughter's own birth?
- Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey: I don't think I can fall asleep without the sound of Blair's snoring.
- Blair Warner: I don't snore!
- Jo Polniaczek: You're right, you're right! But your nose whistles.
- Rose Polniaczek: [Charlie's attempted to be unusually generous since arrived the day before and just tried to give her a beautiful expensive pin] You are unbelievable. If there's anybody who needs this less than Jo it's me. And it's too late to impress me!
- Charlie Polniaczek: Aw come on Rosie. Give me a break will ya? I'm just trying to say thank you!
- Rose Polniaczek: For what?
- Charlie Polniaczek: Well, it took a lot to send our daughter to this school, and God knows you didn't get any help from me!
- Charlie Polniaczek: [Rose reacts since this is the truth. She turns to look at him] I wanted to make this weekend special for you. You know, a hotel room with more than one hanger, a meal that came on one more than one plate. Because the way I figure it, it's your graduation too.
- [Hands her the pin again and this time she takes it]
- Rose Polniaczek: [Softly after a slight pause] Charlie, I'm impressed.