The Facts of Life (TV Series)
Graduation: Part 2 (1983)
Lisa Whelchel: Blair Warner
Quotes
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Blair Warner : [re her graduation cap] I can even make this ugly thing look good!
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Blair Warner : I just wish this was over. Maybe we can go to Las Vegas and have a quickie graduation.
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Blair Warner : I think that's a wonderful idea! When they make the movie version, I want Candice Bergen to play me.
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : And of course I'll play myself! And direct it!
Jo Polniaczek : Now who's gonna play me?
Blair Warner , Jo Polniaczek , Natalie Green , Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : Charles Bronson!
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[last lines]
Edna Garrett : [they're all going to help clean up the kitchen] Oh, gee, it sure is nice having the whole team back again. Okay, gang, let's hit it!
Blair Warner : Mrs. Garrett, why do I get the feeling... we're all going to be working for you... forever?
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Blair Warner : [before the event, looks in a pocket mirror at her hair] I have thirty minutes, and then it's limp linguini!
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Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : I don't think I can fall asleep without the sound of Blair's snoring.
Blair Warner : I don't snore!
Jo Polniaczek : You're right, you're right! But your nose whistles.