- Garrett Miller: [a posessed Mastiff has gotten hold of Slimer] Hey, that goo is a friend of mine, pal!
- Garrett Miller: On 'three'.
- Garrett Miller, Roland Jackson, Kylie, Eduardo Rivera: Three!
- [they all fire their proton packs at the boss ghost]
- Garrett Miller: Dude, that chick can move!
- [to Roland]
- Garrett Miller: The thrill of the hunt, my man! The more foxes, the better. Think of it like dating... well, If you dated.
- Roland Jackson: I'm gonna kill him.
- Kylie: Cool with me.
- Garrett Miller: [Garret, Kylie and Rolland blocking door from possessed doge] All these people living in tiny apartments, why are all their dogs big?
- Garrett Miller: [Garrett facepalms] Ya see, ya see? He missed another chick. The man desperately needs my help.
- Kylie: Did you say 'chick'? Somehow, I don't think he needs you help.
- Garrett Miller: Hey. You don't see any rust on my wheels.
- Roland Jackson: Hello? Would you two stop talking about me like I'm not here?
- Garrett Miller: [Garrett laughs] Spengler is wacked. Simple as that.
- Kylie: Egon is brilliant. He has a scientific mind that... that can't be limited by the boundaries of conventional thought.
- Roland Jackson: Kylie, the man sent us out to buy thirty pounds of fungus.
- Kylie: Okay, maybe he's a little eccentric, but he's still brilliant.
- Garrett Miller: Yeah, whatever you say.
- Roland Jackson: If she's the master...
- Kylie: ...then the broadcast originate from her!
- Roland Jackson: And that means?
- Kylie: She's ecto.
- Garrett Miller: Music to my ears.
- Eduardo Rivera: [Eduardo tells all dogs that were free of the demi-dog's control] Go home, bad dog. Go home. You too. Go home. Go home, bad dog.
- Kylie: Who's gonna clean this mess?
- Roland Jackson: Be thankful you don't work for the city.
- Kylie: They're gone. One minute, the dogs are everywhere, in our face, and then suddenly, nothing.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: What do you mean, gone?
- Kylie: I mean, disappeared.
- Garrett Miller: Hey! We came, we saw, we kicked ghost-dog butt! The Ghostbusters are in da house!
- Eduardo Rivera: [sleepy] Now, can we go home?
- Garrett Miller: Hey, hey, Roll. Check it out.
- Roland Jackson: [a girl walks down the street walking her dog] Wow. She's beautiful.
- [chuckles awkwardly]
- Roland Jackson: [Roland and the girl exchanged glances]
- Garrett Miller: Dude, what's wrong with you?
- Roland Jackson: What?
- Garrett Miller: That pooch was your 'in', man; what better set up do you need?
- Kylie: Please.
- Roland Jackson: I'm... not really a dog person.
- Garrett Miller: Oh. Miss America walks by and you choked.
- [cuts to Kylie, Garrett and Roland riding in the Ecto-1]
- Garrett Miller: It's not that he's bad looking guy but the guy looks more like a 'Spengler clone'.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: [on car radio] I heard that.
- Kylie: Egon! We have your mushrooms and we're headed back to the fire house right now.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: The fungus experiment will have to wait. We've got dog problems.
- Girl: I'm sorry, can I get you anything? I know it's late.
- Eduardo Rivera: [barely awake] Coffee, black, six sugars.