Extreme Ghostbusters (TV Series)
Deadliners (1997)
Alfonso Ribeiro: Roland Jackson
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Quotes
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Garrett Miller : Hey, 'busters, any calls?
Eduardo Rivera : Tons. That's why we're sittin' here, not moving.
Roland Jackson : I think Eduardo's being sarcastic.
Garrett Miller : Thanks, Roland.
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Chef : There were three of 'em. One of 'em had... a, a... saw in his skull!
Kylie Griffin : A saw?
Garrett Miller : You mean, like a Black and Decker?
Eduardo Rivera : Craniac.
Kylie Griffin : A whazziac?
Eduardo Rivera : What? Am I the only guy in the room who reads J.N Kline? Craniac, he's the main monster from all the books.
Garrett Miller : You read J.N. Kline?
Kylie Griffin : You read?
Roland Jackson : My little brother reads J.N. Kline.
[a beat]
Roland Jackson : You read kid's books?
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Roland Jackson : So Garrett, how, eh, reality-based is your story?
Kylie Griffin : I think what Roland's politely fishing for is... we're in it, right?
Eduardo Rivera : Yeah, we're in it... for about a page... then we die... squealing for mercy.
Roland Jackson : We what?
Eduardo Rivera : Well, not all of us. The...
[clears throat]
Eduardo Rivera : ... handsome guy in the wheelchair lives.
Kylie Griffin : What a shock.
Roland Jackson : Aw... it's okay, Garrett. I'm sure you had artistic reasons.
Kylie Griffin : Roland, don't be such a simp!
Garrett Miller : Hey, don't take it personally, guys, it's just more commercial with one hero. Besides, I get to avenge your deaths.
Kylie Griffin : Garrett, you made us squeal for mercy. I am 'not' a squealer.
Garrett Miller : Tell you what, I'll bring you back as ghosts in the sequel. Promise.
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Garrett Miller : Okay, what have we learned?
Roland Jackson : Eh, Proton beams won't take 'em down.
Eduardo Rivera : Check.
Kylie Griffin : Which means they're not ecto as we know it. The ghost trap is useless!
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Kylie Griffin : Roland, you're alright!
Eduardo Rivera : I thought maybe you'd be dead.
Roland Jackson : Yeah... me too.