- Eduardo Rivera: [reaching for Kylie's journal] What's that about?
- Kylie Griffin: [protective] None of your business!
- Eduardo Rivera: Chill. I wasn't snooping. I'm talking about those bloodstains. You spill some of your midnight snack?
- Eduardo Rivera: What did I do?
- Garrett Miller: Well, lets see... You insulted her cat, peeked at her journal and called her a vampire. Other than that...
- Garrett Miller: Uh, Houston, we've got a problem!
- Kylie Griffin: That's because it's not an ectoplasmic entity, it's real!
- Kylie Griffin: It's called a PKE meter. You're under the sway of a class 6 Spectral Transmogrification.
- Roland Jackson: I'm kinda worried about Eduardo. He isn't back from the park yet. Hope that truck driver didn't have him arrested.
- Garrett Miller: Maybe he's dead.
- Eduardo Rivera: [stuck in Pagan's the cat's body] Hey! That's my line!
- Garrett Miller: Me, I'm gonna find this salesman and kick his Willy Loman behind ten ways from Tuesday!