- Maggie Jacobs: Would you rather have a bionic arm or a bionic leg?
- Andy Millman: I think a bionic leg, so I could hop to work.
- Maggie Jacobs: I think leg too, but so I could kick people.
- Andy Millman: But a bionic arm would come in handy some nights.
- Maggie Jacobs: I don't get it...
- Andy Millman: Never mind.
- Les Dennis: [Andy is trying not to look at a naked Les Dennis who is drying himself off with a towel in front of him] She likes to video us. And watch it back together. Sometimes I can't believe it's my ass going up and down. I'm getting exited just thinking about it.
- Andy Millman: Well, think about something else then!