- Amy MacDougall: We didn't miss church this morning. We decided not to go because Robert and I wanted to sleep in. He stays over quite often and I've decided that it's not a sin.
- Robert Barone: I should tell you that when I come over I don't sleep. Uh I mean all I do is sleep. I am out!
- Hank MacDougall: I don't think it's a good idea for us to be anywhere near your family.
- Pat McDougal: Don't take it personal. We're just not the type of people who would ever be seen with. You.
- Marie Barone: I take umbridge to that! I take severe umbridge!
- Frank Barone: Me too!
- Robert Barone: You don't even know what umbridge means.
- Frank Barone: Shut up!
- Peter MacDougall: I thought you were my friend.
- Ray Barone: Friends can disagree.
- Peter MacDougall: No they can't!