Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)

Everybody Hates Funerals (2006)

Tichina Arnold: Rochelle

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Quotes 

• Gene : Okay, knock, knock.

  Chris Rock : Who's there?

  Gene : [clutches his chest in discomfort]  Oh, Lordy.

  Chris Rock : Oh, Lordy who?

  Gene : I'm dying.

  Rochelle : I'm dying who?

  Gene : I'm having a heart...

  [collapses on the table] 

  Tonya : You're having a heart who?

  Rochelle : Daddy?

  [Gene doesn't answer] 

  Rochelle : Daddy. Daddy?

  Narrator : I never did find out who was there.

• Rochelle : Who ate my Turtles?

  Maxine : Oh, is that what you call them things? I ate them, but they was nasty. What's in those things, anyway?

  Rochelle : If you didn't like them, why did you eat them? Mama, I am sick of you. Ever since you got here, you have not stopped complaining. Just because Daddy is dead does not mean that you can come into my house and tell everybody what to do. And Michael, get your feet off of my damn couch before I slap the jam out of your toes. Aunt Grievey, stop all that crying. You cried on Easter. You cried on Halloween. You cried on Flag Day. Get some Kleenex, wipe your nose 'cause it ain't that damn sad. And hang up my phone! And Aunt Mousey, take off your coat and speak up. You're over there peeping and squeaking.

  [makes squeaking noises] 

  Rochelle : You sound like a damn rat. Use your words! You're damn near 60 years old! And, Mama, the next time you want to eat my Turtles, the least you could do is like them.

  Narrator : She's back!

• Narrator : Sometimes it felt like all my mother did was yell at everybody.

  Rochelle : Tanya, close the door! You trying to freeze the whole house? Drew, turn that mess down! You trying to make everybody in the house go deaf? And get your feet off my table. Julius! Pick up your drawers! Do I have to do everything around here?

  Narrator : And when I say my mother yelled at everybody, I mean everybody.

  Rochelle : Rochelle, what did I tell me? Are you trying to drive me crazy?