Even Stevens (TV Series)
Secrets and Spies (2000)
A.J. Trauth: Alan Twitty
Quotes
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Louis Stevens : [finding his briefs hanging on the outside of his locker and reading the attached note] "You left your tighty whities in gym class - Couch Tugnut".
Girl in Hall : Hey there. You're Ren Stevens' little brother, right?
Louis Stevens : [as he tries to hide the underwear] The name... the name's Louis.
Alan Twitty : [holding up Louis' underpants] Yeah, it says so right on his underwear.
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Louis Stevens : Little Miss Weird has been running around the house all day, and it's payback time!
Alan Twitty : [plays his guitar and sings] It's payback time, it's payback time!
Louis Stevens : Look over here, I'm gonna show you something.
Alan Twitty : [playing and singing] I'm gonna show you something, I'm gonna show you!
Louis Stevens : Get out! Get out of my house!
Alan Twitty : [still doing his music] Get, get out of Louis's house!
Louis Stevens : Louis is cool.
Alan Twitty : [still playing and singing] Louis is a big nerd, he's the biggest nerd!
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Louis Stevens : [pacing in his room, while Twitty sits on the edge of the bed with his guitar] Ren is up to something. The question is, What?
Alan Twitty : Well, she's a girl, and girls do weird things. Hey, that's a great song title.
Alan Twitty : [he strums his guitar along with his new lyrics] Girls Do Weird Things...