Even Stevens (TV Series)

Raiders of the Lost Sausage (2002)

Fred Meyers: Tom Gribalski

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Quotes 

• Tom Gribalski : You really did your homework on this one... Sacramento Kid!

  Louis Stevens : Yeah, Tom, we're not doing nicknames right now.

• [Louis, Twitty and Tom are in the Stevens' basement preparing themselves for a hard day of work finding out what's at the end of a tunnel in the wall] 

  Louis Stevens : Gentlemen, we are about to embark on the greatest adventure of our lives. Let's put our helmets.

  [Louis puts on a football helmet with flashlights duct taped to it; Twitty puts on a hard hat with a headlight] 

  Louis Stevens : [turns to Tom]  Tom, zip up your fly.

  [Tom zips up his pants] 

  Louis Stevens : Let's dig some dirt, huh?

  Tom Gribalski : Uh, what're we gonna do with all the dirt from the tunnel?

  Louis Stevens : Don't worry about that. Gotcha covered. Brought in a dirt moving specialist.

  [Louis snaps his fingers and Beans emerges from behind a bookshelf dressed in baggy khaki pants held up by suspenders] 

  Beans : Do these pants make my butt look big?

  Louis Stevens : [nonchalantly]  Yeah.

  Beans : Good. Let's move some dirt!