Even Stevens (TV Series)
Raiders of the Lost Sausage (2002)
Shia LaBeouf: Louis Stevens
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Quotes
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Beans : Do these pants make my butt look big?
Louis Stevens : Yeah.
Beans : Good. Let's move some dirt!
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Louis Stevens : Dad, it's not what you think!
Steve Stevens : Did you just dig a giant hole through our basement wall?
Louis Stevens : Well, yeah... may-maybe that part's what you think. But, hey! You don't know the part about the treasure.
Steve Stevens : Treasure?
Louis Stevens : Yeah!
Steve Stevens : This is just another one of your crazy, half-baked schemes.
Louis Stevens : No, no, no. No, it's not half-baked. It's fully-baked! I did research!
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Tom Gribalski : You really did your homework on this one... Sacramento Kid!
Louis Stevens : Yeah, Tom, we're not doing nicknames right now.
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Louis Stevens : I had the Sausage in my hand, but I lost it!
Steve Stevens : Don't worry about it, son.
[Louis knocks his hands angrily at the table]
Steve Stevens : Hey! We got something better than that.
Louis Stevens : What's that?
Steve Stevens : I don't know. I was gonna make a joke, but not enough time has passed. Come on. I'll make you an omelette.
Louis Stevens : Do you know what's better than omelettes?
Steve Stevens : What?
Louis Stevens : Golden sausages.
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Steve Stevens : Louis, how come you're not at school?
Louis Stevens : Well, how come you're not at work?
[brief pause as both men chuckle to themselves]
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[Louis, Twitty and Tom are in the Stevens' basement preparing themselves for a hard day of work finding out what's at the end of a tunnel in the wall]
Louis Stevens : Gentlemen, we are about to embark on the greatest adventure of our lives. Let's put our helmets.
[Louis puts on a football helmet with flashlights duct taped to it; Twitty puts on a hard hat with a headlight]
Louis Stevens : [turns to Tom] Tom, zip up your fly.
[Tom zips up his pants]
Louis Stevens : Let's dig some dirt, huh?
Tom Gribalski : Uh, what're we gonna do with all the dirt from the tunnel?
Louis Stevens : Don't worry about that. Gotcha covered. Brought in a dirt moving specialist.
[Louis snaps his fingers and Beans emerges from behind a bookshelf dressed in baggy khaki pants held up by suspenders]
Beans : Do these pants make my butt look big?
Louis Stevens : [nonchalantly] Yeah.
Beans : Good. Let's move some dirt!