Even Stevens (TV Series)

Little Mr. Sacktown (2002)

Shia LaBeouf: Louis Stevens

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Quotes 

• Louis Stevens : Why is that kid wearing a leash?

  Alan Twitty : Maybe he bites.

• Beans : Louis, I know you always wanted a crown.

  Alan Twitty : What, you did?

  Louis Stevens : Uh, well, yeah, it's a long story.

  Beans : I want you to have this one.

  Louis Stevens : Beans... No, man. You worked too hard for it.

  Beans : Okay.

  Louis Stevens : No, no, Beans, I was being polite.

  Beans : Too late, 'cause now, you lose.

  Louis Stevens : No, give me that crown! BEEEEEAAAANS!

• Beans : [having offended Beans earlier, Louis tries to make amends by revealing his own experience in the Little Mr Sacktown contest]  You were in the pageant?

  Louis Stevens : Yeah. I was a goofy little kid with stars in his eyes. And I thought it would be so cool to wear that crown, y'know?

  Sylvia : What happened?

  Louis Stevens : Well, I blew it... No coaching, or support team, none of that stuff. When I got out there on that stage and looked at the audience, they were all laughin' at me. And that's when I felt the breeze. And then I looked down, and sure enough, my zipper was at half-mast. So I spun around real fast, y'know, so nobody saw. and I fell right into the orchestra pit. And let me tell you somethin', Beans. Trombones hurt in a way that you will never understand.