Even Stevens (TV Series)
Battle of the Bands (2000)
Christy Carlson Romano: Ren Stevens
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Quotes
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Ren Stevens : Are you trying to bring down our house?
Louis Stevens : That's the idea, Ren!
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Jason Bagwell : The vocal quality is fair, but Ren... You're trying so hard to impress me it's almost pathetic!
Louis Stevens : Wait a second. My sister doesn't have to impress anybody, and she might be a bossy, overachieving bathroom hog, but my sister is a great singer.
Tawny Dean : Who wants to play at your lame party anyways?
Jason Bagwell : Well, obviously not the Louis Stevens Experience. You got straight zeros! And Louis! What kind of a doofus are you? That's... that's not a band, that's a fire hazard!
Ren Stevens : Back up! The only person that's allowed to call my brother a doofus, is me!
Louis Stevens : Yeah, that's right, bad boy! And if I'm a doofus, I wanna hear it from her.
Ren Stevens : You might look good on the beach, but in reality you're just a pompous, egotistical jerk.
Jason Bagwell : I never went to the beach with you.
Ren Stevens : And you never will!
Jason Bagwell : I'm outta here.
Ren Stevens : You know, I can't believe I almost had a crush on that guy?
Louis Stevens : Pfff. Almost?
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Ren Stevens : [Ren is worried because the house is shaking] Donnie, what is going on?
Donnie Stevens : Oh yeah, that's Louis's new band.
Ren Stevens : Lou has a band? He can barely play the radio.
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Ren Stevens : [Ren finds Louis in the kitchen making sandwiches] Turkey and peanut butter!
Louis Stevens : When life deals you a hard hand, there's nothin' like a big stack of "gooey gobblers".