Emergency! (TV Series)
Cook's Tour (1972)
Randolph Mantooth: Paramedic John Gage
Quotes
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Paramedic John Gage : [Johnny walks behind the squad and sees 3 boys] Well, how's it goin', guys?
3rd boy : Not so good.
Paramedic John Gage : Wanna report a fire?
[3rd boy shakes his head no]
Paramedic John Gage : Did you start one?
3rd boy : If we did, we wouldn't tell you.
Paramedic John Gage : Well, that's true.
Boy pulling wagon : We lost somethin'.
Paramedic John Gage : Okay. What?
3rd boy : A key.
Boy pulling wagon : To my handcuffs.
Paramedic John Gage : [Johnny motions to the boy in the wagon] And... .he's wearin' 'em?
[Johnny turns to the other 2 boys]
Paramedic John Gage : Well, where is the key?
3rd boy : My sister's got it.
Paramedic John Gage : And she won't give 'em back?
Boy pulling wagon : She can't. She threw it down the sewer. Girls!
Paramedic John Gage : Yeah.
[Johnny looks at the cuffs on the wagon boy's wrists]
Paramedic John Gage : Well, looks like I better get the K-12.
Boy in wagon : Will it hurt?
Paramedic John Gage : A bit. But you're tough, aren't ya?
[Boy in wagon nods yes]
Paramedic John Gage : Yeah.
[Johnny climbs up on the back of the squad and pulls the K-12 chop saw out of the case. He looks down as the boys are starting to walk away]
Paramedic John Gage : Hey, where you guys goin'?
3rd boy : We'll try the police station.
Paramedic John Gage : Well, they'll probably use a Wuffle Spring on ya.
Boy in wagon : What's A Wuffle Spring?
Paramedic John Gage : Well, it's a thing that operates a Raltnee. Has a big ratchet on it like a Crabbitts. Great for takin' off stuck handcuffs. But, of course, it makes a lotta noise.
[Boys look worried]
Paramedic John Gage : On the other hand, I might be able to get 'em off with a StetsoHydraulic Activator.
3rd boy : What's that?
Paramedic John Gage : A pair of pliers.
Boy in wagon : Honest?
Paramedic John Gage : Honest.
[Johnny grabs a pair of pliers, steps down off the squad and removes the handcuffs from the boy's wrists]
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[first lines]
Paramedic John Gage : I'm not even letting you in the house.