- Marshall Teller: [Marshall's werewolf scratch affects him only in a minor way, when at the next full moon, he grows extremely long and bushy sideburns] Think my parents will notice?
- Simon Holmes: Knowing your parents - naaah.
- Marshall Teller: Well, if they do, I'll just chalk it up to puberty.
- Simon Holmes: Puberty. Now *that's* Eerie!
- Marshall Teller: Just wait 'til it's your turn.