- Daisy Duke: I don't care what you say, Enos. Rosco spends all his time doing Boss' business, and you end up doing all the sheriffing around here.
- Enos: Oh, I don't mind, Daisy. Working two shifts gives me twice as many chances to drop in, get a buttermilk and say hey to you.
- Daisy Duke: [chuckles] Oh, Enos, sometimes you are so cute.
- [chuckles]
- Daisy Duke: Hey, Enos. Is there anything I can do for you?
- Enos: If you only knew, Daisy. I mean... But not while I'm on duty. I mean... Hey, Daisy! Bye, Daisy!
- Daisy Duke: Bye, Enos.
- [pats his shoulder]
- Enos: Bye.
- [patrol car pulls away, back wheels spinning on the turf]
- Luke Duke: [re being hospitable to state witness Boss Hogg] But, Uncle Jesse, a chicken don't open a barn door for a coyote.