- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: [to the pretty waitress at the Boars Nest] Listen, Lori Mae, honey, would... would you fetch me a real cold ginger beer? I'd appreciate it.
- Lori Mae: Can't do it, Rosco.
- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: Uh, why not?
- Lori Mae: Boss Hogg said you weren't to be served.
- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: [stroking Flash] He said that about me?
- Lori Mae: I'm real sorry.
- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: Well, everybody should stop feeling sorry for me! Just... just bring me a drink of water. And... and would you bring one for Flash, too?
- Lori Mae: Boss Hogg said not even water.
- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: Well, he certainly doesn't mind if we just sit here, does he?
- Lori Mae: Well... as a matter of fact...
- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: We're gone.
- [stands up, leaves, carrying Flash]
- Cooter: [filling up fuel tank] $2 worth of gas. That ought to get you about halfway to the corner.
- The Balladeer: [voice-over] Y'all see that car coming in back there? Watch.
- [overheating car coming up to Cooter's Garage]
- Myrna Rovy: I just can't believe this.
- Burt: Honey, it's probably just the fan belt. We'll be out of this tank town in no time. You just try and stay cool, you hear?
- Myrna Rovy: [voice rising] When I'm sitting with $200,000 worth of hot jewelry in my lap, I find it very hard to be cool, Burt.
- The Balladeer: [voice-over] Tank town? Friends, don't it make you kind of feel sorry for folks that come to Hazzard thinking that it's just like any other place?