- Suzy Holmes: [wears Daisy's shirt, hot pants and white high heel court shoes] Daisy, I can't thank you enough for lending me the clothes.
- Daisy Duke: [re the bare legs and skimpy attire] I got a hunch Bo and Luke are gonna feel the same way.
- Luke Duke: [reach towards back seat for an apple, instead, a girl's arm!] We got company!
- Bo Duke: Who are you?
- Suzy Holmes: I'm a... a hitchhiker.
- Luke Duke: We ain't much in the habit of picking up strangers.
- Bo Duke: My name is Bo Duke. This here is my cousin Luke.
- Suzy Holmes: Hi. I'm Suzy Holmes.
- Bo Duke: Well, Miss Suzy Holmes, now we ain't strangers no more, why don't you make yourself a little more comfortable?
- Luke Duke: How did you get in here?
- [she glances out the rear window]
- Luke Duke: You running away from somebody?
- Suzy Holmes: How did you know?
- Luke Duke: Well, when we're running away from somebody, we always check over our shoulders, too.
- Suzy Holmes: My daddy.
- Myrtle Tillingham: I can't tell you where the Duke boys went.
- Les Sloane: It's very important, miss. It's a matter of life and death.
- Myrtle Tillingham: Well, I'd love to help you, but Boss Hogg who owns this here company, made company rule number two.
- The Balladeer: [$20 bribe handed over] Well, that extra twenty just hit on Boss Hogg's rule number two, which is:
- Myrtle Tillingham: Never turn down cash on the barrel-head. Especially when your barrel's empty.
- Suzy Holmes: [two girls in getaway car] I must have been crazy to think I could get away from Daddy's men.
- [sighs]
- Suzy Holmes: Now I've got your whole family in trouble.
- Daisy Duke: Do you love Fred?
- Suzy Holmes: More than that.
- Daisy Duke: Then it's worth it.
- [pats her shoulder]
- Suzy Holmes: [takes Daisy's hand] Thank you.
- Les Sloane: Okay, Suzy, climb out!
- Daisy Duke: [but...] And here I thought you two big handsome hunks were after me.
- Daisy Duke: [polishing her car, the yellow Road Runner] Boy, you're gonna look good, honey.
- The Balladeer: [voice-over] Daisy must have been expecting a call. She left her window open.
- Luke Duke: [CB radio] Daisy, this here is Luke. You read me?
- [as she reaches in:]
- Luke Duke: Daisy, come back.
- Daisy Duke: I read you, Luke. What's up?
- Luke Duke: [police siren blaring behind] All right, we got Suzy, but Rosco's hot on our tail. And now, you remember that place we used to catch the school bus? How fast can you be there?
- Daisy Duke: About as fast as I did when we used to cut school. I'm on my way, cousin.
- The Balladeer: Ain't it amazing what some people will do for love?
- Luke Duke: [hoisting himself out of General Lee] Daisy, you're gonna have to take the General and decoy Rosco.
- Daisy Duke: Okay.
- Luke Duke: We'll borrow your car.
- Daisy Duke: My car? I just waxed it, Luke.
- Bo Duke: Don't worry about it. We'll be careful.
- Daisy Duke: Yes, you will be careful, because one speck of dust on this car, and you two are eating cold grits for a week.
- Luke Duke: Daisy, hurry up, please.
- Bo Duke: Listen, we promise. Now, Rosco's gonna catch us if you don't hurry!
- Daisy Duke: [strides towards General Lee] I mean it.
- [casting a warning look:]
- Daisy Duke: One speck of dust...
- The Balladeer: [voice-over] When they told her about her car, Daisy took it pretty good.
- [screaming blue fury, Daisy chases after Bo and Luke with a skillet]