- The Balladeer: [narrating] Will Rogers once said that he never met a man that he didn't like. Well, old Will had never met Boss Hogg. Or Boss' low life nephew Hughie Hogg. What do you reckon all them electronic gizmatics is? Or are?
- Coy Duke: [Rosco has just asked the Dukes to vote for his re-election and given them cigars] He wants us to vote for him for re-election?
- Vance Duke: He just might win it, considering there's nobody running against him.
- Daisy Duke: [chuckles, then wiggles her cigar a la Groucho Marx] That's the most ridiculous thing I ever hoid.
- [all three laugh]