- Boss Hogg: [on phone] Now listen, if them Dukes ain't in the pokey in the next hour, I can't tell ya what I'm gonna do!
- The Balladeer: [narrating] As Boss started cookin' up a batch of Hazzard hospitality, the Dukes were droppin' into the frying pan old Boss had waiting for 'em
- Billie Jean: Stoney here and Zack, they was right. You do have a short memory, Mr. Hogg.
- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: Oh, eh, see, it's not only short, but it's non existent. He hit his little chrome dome and lost his memory.
- Stoney: [grabs Hogg by the lapels] Well you just better find it before you meet with another accident and lose a whole lot more...