- Bo Duke: Who are you gonna take to the tri-county amusement park when it opens next week?
- Luke Duke: Mary Sue, I suppose.
- Bo Duke: Mary Sue?
- [chuckles]
- Bo Duke: Well, I - - you always were a leg man, and she sure has got 'em, that is, if you like 2x4's.
- [bursts out laughing]
- Luke Duke: She's better lookin' than that hulk you took out bowling last Friday night, I swear she plays linebacker for the Falcons.
- Bo Duke: Now wait just a minute, that ain't fair.
- Lulu: [complaining to Bo and Luke about J.D.'s lack of diligence in having her car repaired] I'm gonna come down so hard on that man that he'll hafta REACH UP to TOUCH GRASS!