The Dukes of Hazzard (TV Series)

Enos Strate to the Top (1980)

Rick Hurst: Cletus

Quotes 

• Jefferson Davis 'Boss' Hogg : If you're patrolling the street as a deputy sheriff, and you see an out-of-state car parked on the street, what do you do?

  Deputy Cletus Hogg : Uh, walk right up to them nice folks and say,

  [in exaggerated way:] 

  Deputy Cletus Hogg : "Hi, welcome to Hazzard County."

  Jefferson Davis 'Boss' Hogg : Wrong. You pick this up

  [old fire hydrant that just happens to be standing in his office] 

  Jefferson Davis 'Boss' Hogg : and you put it on the curb next to the car, and then you write 'em up a parking ticket.

  Deputy Cletus Hogg : I never knew there was so much to being a deputy.