- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: [reluctantly picks up receiver] Oh, good grief. Eh, Sheriff Rosco P...
- Sheriff Little: [interrupting on other line] Coltrane, I just wanted you to know I did what you have never been able to do: I've busted them Dukes. Grand theft, armored truck.
- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: Listen, if anybody's gonna catch them Duke boys it's gonna be me.
- Sheriff Little: Coltrane, you couldn't catch a cold if you was naked as a jay bird in the snow!