Due South (TV Series)

Diefenbaker's Day Off (1994)

David Marciano: Detective Ray Vecchio

Quotes 

• Constable Benton Fraser : [after Ray presents Dief's new "wolf license"]  You got it. I only asked you once, and you got it.

  Ray Vecchio : Of course I got it. You asked me for it, right?

  Constable Benton Fraser : From the mayor himself?

  Ray Vecchio : Well, no. See, I didn't want to bother him, so what I did was, I Xeroxed a dog license and I put in 'wolf'. Wonderful things, photocopiers, huh?

• Ray Vecchio : Okay, so how do you know the guy who paid Charlie's a fighter?

  Constable Benton Fraser : His wrists. They were completely hairless, indicating he wears gloves that are tied tightly and in constant use.

  Ray Vecchio : So we're tracking a guy with hairless wrists.

  Constable Benton Fraser : Also, the second knuckle of each hand was slightly lower than the others. His jaw cricked slightly when he spoke, indicating a fractured mandible. And his eyes were shifted downward unilaterally in their sockets, caused no doubt by repeated blows to the zygomatic arch.

  Ray Vecchio : Okay, that I'll buy. But how do you know he worked out at this gym?

  Constable Benton Fraser : It was written on his T-shirt.

  Ray Vecchio : [popping off]  You couldn't have said that in the first place? You had to go through the hairless wrists and the fractured mandibles?

  Constable Benton Fraser : Sorry, Ray.

  Ray Vecchio : Oh, man!

• Ray Vecchio : Now tell me everything you know.

  Constable Benton Fraser : And you won't use it against the man in question?

  Ray Vecchio : On my word as a transvestite.

  Constable Benton Fraser : What's that, Ray?

  Ray Vecchio : It's a Chicago thing.

  Constable Benton Fraser : Ahh.

• [stuck at a road work zone] 

  Mackenzie King : Go around!

  Ray Vecchio : On the sidewalk? Oh, yeah, you'd love that! 'Maniac Detective Slaughters Pedestrian'!