Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man (TV Series)
Color of Naught (1996)
Jason Alexander: Eric Duckman
Quotes
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Mambo : Hey dad, that's Angela, the 911 operator who's voice you fell in love with, and who turned out to be ugly, but you loved her anyway.
Charles : Then she got a makeover and became a gorgeous supermodel and you broke up with her because you felt she was too good for you and you felt you'd be holding her back.
Eric Duckman : Don't you think I know all that?
Mambo : That wasn't for you. That was exposition for the 99.9% of the audience who are usually out having a life on Saturday nights instead of staying home and flipping through obscure cable channels in the hopes they'll catch a little soft-core pornography.