Drop the Dead Donkey (TV Series)
Xmas Party (1991)
Haydn Gwynne: Alex Pates
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Quotes
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Damien Day : [loudly] Hello everyone. What a lovely morning it is. I hope nobody's got a HANGOVER. Personally I feel terrific.
Henry Davenport : Who did Dante put in the first circle of Hell beneath the atheists? The smug bastards, wasn't it?
Alex Pates : Henry, you know the office rules, no fourteenth-century literary allusion before lunchtime.
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Dave Charnley : Alex, can we talk? We're gonna have to work together.
Alex Pates : Listen Dave, we are mature professionals, and as such we should be perfectly capable of handling these minor emotional upsets. Right?
Dave Charnley : Right.
Alex Pates : By the way, I've slashed your car tyres.
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George Dent : I just want a quick chat about an intimate and delicate matter.
Alex Pates : About me sleeping with Dave?
George Dent : It does seem to have caused a certain amount of disruption.
Alex Pates : Well, obviously I bow to the judgment of a man who got appallingly drunk at the office party, ransacked a wine bar, fell asleep in a lamb pasanda, returned to the office, photocopied his arse, threw up in his boss's filing cabinet, and then mugged a 10-year-old and attempted to ride his BMX bike to the railway station!
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Gus Hedges : Can we have a brief, to the point, on-the-ball conversation?
Alex Pates : Doubt it.