Drake & Josh (TV Series)

The Gary Grill (2004)

Drake Bell: Drake Parker

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Quotes 

• Drake Parker : Let's see, uh, each grills is about forty bucks, right? We make 20% of every one we sell, makes...

  [tracing in mid-air] 

  Drake Parker : Eight hundred dollars a grill!

  Josh Nichols : Move your decimal.

  Drake Parker : Oh, right, right...

  [traces in the air again] 

  Drake Parker : $8,000 a grill!

  Josh Nichols : [cutting him off]  Oh, eight dollars a grill!

• Drake Parker : [under interrogation]  Look, I told you we're innocent.

  FBI Man : Look, all I know is last month a truckload of Gary Coleman grills were stolen out of Whippany, New Jersey.

  FBI Man 2 : Witnesses says the thieves were two clean-cut Caucasian males.

  Drake Parker : There you go! We're not Caucasian. We're white guys!

  [Josh sadly leans over and whispers to Drake what Caucasian means] 

• Drake Parker : [aside to Josh]  He forgot the hockey table.

  Gary Coleman : [to the mover]  I want the hockey table...

• Josh Nichols : Helen's been all over my butt to sell more snacks.

  Drake Parker : Uh, you know, you really shouldn't use the words butt and snacks in the same sentence.

• FBI Man : Well... looks like you two boys are in some serious trouble.

  Drake Parker : No, we didn't do anything.

  FBI Man : Well, then, how come your partner's sweating so much?

  Josh Nichols : W... it's hereditary. I come from a family of moist men.

• FBI Man 2 : What were the names of these two guys?

  Josh Nichols : Um, well-well, one of their names was, uh... Guy.

  FBI Man 2 : Right. "Guy." And what was his buddy's name?

  Drake Parker : [hesitantly and meekly]  Buddy.

  FBI Man : I see. And did they have a third partner named Pal?

  FBI Man 2 : What about Dude? Was "Dude" in on it with them?

  Josh Nichols : Hey, I think you're mocking us!