Drake & Josh (TV Series)
Smart Girl (2004)
Josh Peck: Josh Nichols
Quotes
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Josh Nichols : You know the closet in the hall?
Drake Parker : The hall closet?
Josh Nichols : That's the one. I packed it full of dirty laundry, so I'm gonna trick her into opening it, and then she's gonna get buried up to her evil little eyes in dirty socks and underpants.
Drake Parker : Ew. Yours?
Josh Nichols : Dad's.
Drake Parker : Ewer.
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Josh Nichols : This whole thing makes me feel so... dirty.
Drake Parker : So take a bath when you get home.
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Josh Nichols : [helping Drake cheat] You better love me for this!
[Drake plants a big kiss on his cheek]
Josh Nichols : Not THAT kind of love!