Drake & Josh (TV Series)

Pool Shark (2004)

Josh Peck: Josh Nichols

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Quotes 

• Mr. Nichols : [needing a last minute birthday gift for Audrey]  Uh, I don't know. Get her... get her some toothpaste. She's always using toothpaste!

  Josh Nichols : Dad, there's two-hundred dollars here.

  Mr. Nichols : Well, g... get her some mouthwash, too! I'M JUST A MAN!

• Josh Nichols : Okay. Chip, Ronnie, ha, I think he learned his lesson.

  [they laugh] 

  Chip : Just in time, too. I thought he was going to pee in his pants!

  Josh Nichols : How great would THAT have been?

• Josh Nichols : I may have tripped, but that does not diminished the impact of this exit!

• Josh Nichols , Drake Parker : Hug me, brotha!

• Josh Nichols : I thought we were teammates. I thought you wanted to hang out with me to have fun, not make a profit.

  Drake Parker : Profits are fun.

• Josh Nichols : [about the two tough, scary-looking biker thugs he hired to scare Drake]  Drake, I'd like you to meet Chip and Ronnie, my old camp counselors.

  [Josh, Chip and Ronnie grin] 

  Drake Parker : Where'd you go to camp?