Drake & Josh (TV Series)
Playing the Field (2005)
Josh Peck: Josh Nichols
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Quotes
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Josh Nichols : Well, there are more important things in life than kissing girls.
Drake Parker : Name two.
Josh Nichols : I can't.
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Josh Nichols : [to Drake] Ever since I've grown this mustache, people treat me differently. I get more respect.
Gavin : [passing by] Hey, Josh. Helen wants you to go down in the basement and empty the rat traps.
Josh Nichols : [back to Drake] You see? Helen NEVER let me do that before. The power... of the stash.
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Josh Nichols : See that cool-looking guy standing over there?
Mindy Crenshaw : Yeah?
Josh Nichols : Two minutes ago, walked right by me, saw my stash, said "Sup?"
Mindy Crenshaw : So, you like the mustache because it helps you meet strange men.
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Josh Nichols : You hate my stash.
Mindy Crenshaw : Oh, "hate" is a very strong... accurate word.
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Josh Nichols : Mindy's here.
Drake Parker : Ah, right. I'll call the exterminator.
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Drake Parker : You see, girls are a lot like... well, candy.
Josh Nichols : Candy?
Drake Parker : Right. Let's say Tori is the Megathon Bar.
Josh Nichols : Tori's the Megathon Bar.
Drake Parker : Great candy bar, right?
Josh Nichols : Sure.
Drake Parker : Yeah, but I wouldn't want this to be the only candy in my life. Would you?
Josh Nichols : No.
Drake Parker : Exactly. I mean, some days we'd want a Flutter Nutter.
Josh Nichols : Sure.
Drake Parker : And other days some Squibbles.
Josh Nichols : Oh-ho-ho, I like the Squibbles.
Drake Parker : And Weebs and Puttie Cats and Melon M's...
Josh Nichols : All right, will you cut to the chase?
Drake Parker : Sure. You see, we as men can enjoy the Megathan Bar whenever we want, but that doesn't mean we have to make it our candy "friend."
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Megan Parker : So, are you two, like, dating now?
Mindy Crenshaw : Yeah.
Josh Nichols : Yes, we are.
Megan Parker : Why?
Josh Nichols : I happen to find Mindy very appealing.
Megan Parker : Oh, I understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's gone wrong in HER head.